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Birds and Bees

April 20, 2006 | Category: Mother to the First Power



As we were leaving for school this morning, Bear excitedly pointed out two birds 'fighting' on the front lawn.

"Mommy!" he shouted, pointing.

Now, it should be said that Bear's class has two finches - Batman and Princess Leia - who laid 14 eggs last month. So you'd think... but, no.

"Uh, honey... they aren't fighting..." I murmured, hustling him into the van.

"Well, they're being loud!" He complained. "And the big bird isn't showing respect!"


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Comments


Not so unlike real life, unfortunately... ;)

Posted by: Lucinda on April 27, 2006 06:31 PM


FUNNY!

Posted by: MICHAEL MANNING on April 23, 2006 10:49 AM


Well, maybe the little bird likes it rough... who's to say what really goes on between the bird-sheets???

Posted by: Stacy on April 21, 2006 05:35 PM


Well, you never know, the Big Bird may still call her.

Posted by: RP on April 20, 2006 01:04 PM


OMG! That is hilarious. Out of the mouths of babes.

Posted by: Critter's Mom on April 20, 2006 12:33 PM


"big bird is showing no respect" lmao that is priceless

Posted by: johnny steel on April 20, 2006 12:32 PM


Please, oh please, can we somehow arrange for Bear to marry Girl Terror?

Posted by: Tammy on April 20, 2006 10:31 AM