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What a swell week

December 01, 2005 | Category: In My Life



Friday! Friday you beautiful thing!!!!! And not a moment too soon!

If this week doesn't end soon, my brain will pop out my ear and go looking for a new host. And I'll be better off without it.

Which of the following do you think happened this week?

1) Had a milkman wake me up at 3:30AM after I fell asleep not 10 feet from the front door and scared myself so bad that I threw up...

2) Realized after tripping on my way out of the school that I had just cussed "Oh Shit" in front of about a half-dozen kids. (Softly, but still...)

3) Attended my son's practice meet sitting in the front row, in front of a mirrored wall, never realizing I was wearing khaki's that had a split seam and my pink underwear was showing for the world to see.

If you picked all 3, then ding ding ding! You're a winner!

(skulking back to bed, and praying for a do-over...)


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Comments


I've been walking around with bubble-gum on my coat for the past week. Its on the driver's seat of the car, too. I just keep forgetting to figure out how to get it off when I have a minute and the rest of the time...well, I'm just hoping that the fact I'm moving so fast keeps folks from noticing its there. Because every time I sit in the car and the plastic bag I put over it shifts out of the way...I get a bit more on the coat.

I feel your pain.

Posted by: laura on December 2, 2005 10:00 PM


Yes! Yes, we have a milkman. Doesn't everyone? And, as it turns out, he delivers around 3:30AM.

Posted by: Elizabeth on December 2, 2005 11:27 AM


You have a milkman??

Posted by: kalisah on December 2, 2005 11:15 AM


Ah. I see, now. Clearly, comfy couch needs to be moved.

Posted by: RP on December 2, 2005 10:41 AM


We moved the furniture around and now the comfy couch is awkwardly near the front entry. In fact you can see through the front door, through the foyer, to the couch (only about ten feet away).

We are changing it all back ASAP. Bejabbers, you should have seen that milkman run when I screamed!!!

Posted by: Elizabeth on December 2, 2005 09:25 AM


Why did you fall asleep so near the front door?

I recall once taking a nap on my dog (he was a bug guy, 120 lbs) when some jerk rang the doorbell. I have never been so rudely or scarily awakened.

Posted by: RP on December 2, 2005 08:15 AM


Ha ha ha! Sorry to be laughing at your expense... and throwing up in fear is just plain awful. But sorry, split seams are always funny.

A few weeks ago, I got myself and my baby into the car, only to find that my husband had once again taken my cell phone out of the car and brought it inside. I was late.

"Oh FUCK!" I shouted. Shouted. Then I noticed something out of the corner of my eye- It was my next-door-neighbor on a walk, twisting his head back to stare at Bad Mommy. Ouch!

You're definitely not alone.

Posted by: lucinda on December 2, 2005 08:04 AM