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Whiplash
February 07, 2006 | Category: In My Life
Dear World,
I have written, posted, and then deleted 2 3 4 5 6 posts in the last few days. More than a strong indicator of my present level of craziness (If I were a terror level, I would SO be Ernie), I know this is bad, bad, no-good blog manners and I humbly apologize.
Please forgive me.
I read what I write and realize that I am mumbling, ranting, nonsensical (and not in a lyrical James Joyce way). I realize that I wheelie across boundaries, use poor grammar, swipe at the people I love, gaze profoundly at my own navel, wallow and wallow some more in a pity party I am giving myself, and generally act a mallow-headed prat. And I forget to spell-check too.
I am no better in real life. Saturday night I rented "Kingdom of Heaven" and treated myself to Orlando Bloom in leather tights while eating a plate full of fattening pasta.
Sounded like a relaxing plan when I thought it up.
Turns out? Not so much.
I ended up screaming at the screen about the historical innacuracies of the film until my face turned pink. (No! Really! He was married, faithfully, to her STEPMOTHER! And Italian! And LEGITIMATE!).
My only defense is that I have, regrettably, lost my mind.
(And between you and me, I don't think it's coming back anytime soon.)
My only comfort is that I don't think anyone is watching.
*sigh*
Sincerely,
Elizabeth, Corporate Mommy