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It ought to be illegal
February 01, 2006 | Category: Well, That Was Random
So CD and I are watching the Ballroom Championships on Public Television (shut up, like you weren't) and we're watching the American Smooth Foxtrot and I look at CD and wrinkle my forehead.
That music, I say....
He cocks his head and listens. What?
Oh, God...
What?
It's....
What?!
BON JOVI!!! They turned BON JOVI into foxtrot music. 'It's my life'! Turned into, like... Bubble Music!!
NO!!
YES!!!
TURN THE CHANNEL! QUICK! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!
*mute*