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February 03, 2005 | Category: Mother to the First Power
Mommy, you need a joke.
I do?
Yes. Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Elephant footprints in the butter!
Um, I don't think you....
Knock-knock!
Uh, OK. Who's there?
(snorkling with laughter)
Bear? I didn't hear you.
Elephant in the butter!
Oh, ha-ha. Ok then....
Knock-KNOCK!
(sighing) Last one, ok?
KNOCK-KNOCK!
Who's there?
Banana and Orange!
Banana and Orange WHO?
I want a banana and orange you glad the Elephant didn't EAT IT?!?!
(Rolls on floor laughing hysterically with son)