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Angelina's Uterus

January 11, 2006 | Category: Well, That Was Random



OK, so they confirmed the world's most watched uterus is, indeed, occupied .

There's isn't a single punch line I can come up with here that's even remotely tasteful. Seriously. I got like, a million, or so that come flying into my mind but my mom reads this blog, so... dude. I gotta pass. Even though it's killing me. Aiy-yi-yi.

So I'll just say mazel tov, and leave it at that.


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Comments


Well. You know. Lives of the rich, famous, and way too good looking. All that jazz.

So, how long do y'all think the relationship will last?

That kid will grow up to write a best-selling autobiography.

Posted by: laura on January 16, 2006 05:56 PM


Yeah, I put a post up (stolen from Borowitz) about how People Magazine took one look at the ultrasound and declared it "World's Most Beautiful Fetus"

Then I was surfing and another gossip site has them with TWINS. God help us...

Posted by: ben on January 12, 2006 10:28 PM


Delurking here in honor of "delurking week". Found you through the sock girl and have been pulling for you ever since! Good luck with the remaining 29 days!

Posted by: jacque on January 12, 2006 02:22 PM


All I can say is EWWWW. They deserve each other, really.

Posted by: Melissa on January 12, 2006 12:41 AM


Sometimes the jokes just write themselves....

Posted by: caltechgirl on January 11, 2006 10:40 PM


Can you believe how terrible they were at keeping their relationship secret?

Regardless, that's going to be one HOT kid. I'm going to go turn myself into the police now - for making that statement.

Posted by: ieatcrayonz on January 11, 2006 09:36 PM