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He's a Breast Man

August 21, 2005 | Category: Mother to the First Power



Me and the Bear are hanging out tonight. Other than a long trip to the town zero-depth water park, zippedee has gotten done today. CD's off at some work emergency.

Curled up on the couch, watching Power Rangers - but not an episode with the mass-murderer in it. And out of nowhere, he sticks his head up my t-shirt and rests his face between my breasts.

At some point, I'm going to wonder what triggered my almost-five-year-old to regress....

Me: Hey, what doing?

Bear: Nothing.

Me: Then why is your head up my shirt?

Bear: Because I like your breasties.

Me: That's nice, sweetie. But your head belongs somewhere else.

Bear: Where?

Me: Anywhere else (rearranging him).

Bear: I miss your milk.

Me: Hmmm?

Bear: When I was a baby, I drank milk from your breasts.

Me: Uh, yes. Yes, you did.

Bear: Why did I have to stop?

Me: You didn't have to, honey. It was just time, and you let me know you were excited to do other things.

Bear: Like what?

Me: Uh, walk?

Bear: Oh. OK. And help pick tomatoes?

Me: Uh, sure. You want to go do that now?

Bear: Yes!

*whew*


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lmao....men!

Posted by: Soccamom on August 26, 2005 10:40 PM


Ha, wow. My elder has a breast fetish, but he's never been quite so verbal about it. :)

Posted by: A.K. on August 25, 2005 01:35 PM


Girl Terror told me this morning I have nice boobies. Lately they seem to be a focus of hers. She couldn't understand why I told her to stop poking my nipples in the grocery store line-up. She said "But they are sticking out at me!"

Posted by: Tammy on August 24, 2005 10:28 PM


It's not regression, just nostalgia... He's a sweetie.

Posted by: Mary on August 23, 2005 07:19 PM


I have visions of this conversation in my future.

Posted by: Anna on August 22, 2005 11:15 PM


oh my gosh... that is a riot. definately one to write in the baby book!

Posted by: nina on August 22, 2005 08:22 AM


LOL! Alison still refers to my boobs as "milks". In fact, to her, everyone's boobs - including Daddy's nipples - are "milks". I suppose it's a healthy association, although I have had to stop her from talking about my "milks" in public more than once!

Posted by: Jean on August 22, 2005 04:54 AM


I have no children... but any child under the age of four seems to like to bury their head in my chest. Specially those of the under 1 year old sort. At first I used to get kinda uncomfortable, but my friend's who are mom's would just laugh and say, "better you than me!"

Posted by: suzanne on August 21, 2005 11:18 PM


That's really sweet...I had to finally tell my six year old that he couldn't touch mine. He liked to softly "squish" them and said they reminded him of pillows...ugh.

Posted by: E on August 21, 2005 09:46 PM


ROFLMAO!!! Too cute.

Posted by: Cheryl on August 21, 2005 08:59 PM


I'm laughing because my five year old (girl) still has a thing for my boobs. Not that long ago she said "Mom, I'm thirsty." I said, "Go get yourself a glass of water." "No, I want milk . . . from your boobs." "Sorry, I'm fresh out."

Posted by: Jessica on August 21, 2005 08:51 PM