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Letters to my Bookkeeper

April 26, 2005 | Category: In My Life



There are two women who keep the Good Ship Corporate Mommy afloat.

Elia, Bear's babysitter, who treasures my son as though he was her own flesh and blood. And Monica, my bookkeeper, who keeps my finances untangled, bills paid, and allots me a decent weekly allowance.

I love these women. I need these women. I am constantly amazed that they choose to work with me, because me? I am a pain in the ass to work for.

No. Really.

This is how I informed Monica that I was going to be about $1000 over budget this week, out of the blue -

Monica -

1) My computer is dying. It's is making a noise right now that is scaring the cat. I need a new computer ASAP - like, this week. My company-issued laptop will limp me through but the hard drives on this baby are what I need. The noise just got louder. A jet is landing in my office. Yikes!

2) Our lawnmower is dead. I can hire a service (which would be nice because we're both lazy when it comes to lawn maintenance) or we can spend $$ on a new mower - we have a couple of weeks to decide, after that we'll need to put a bright orange antennae on Bear's head when he goes out to play (so we'll know where to find him)

Are we having fun yet?


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Comments


Swung by Dr. Laura. Just wanted to tell you that My friends ex used to do up Harrison's fords NY APT!!

Posted by: mrsmogul on April 28, 2005 07:21 AM


Man, I would have loved to have a bright orange antenna on my head as a kid. Skip the lawnmower and give Bear a treat.

Posted by: Jim on April 27, 2005 12:12 PM


Can you send them over here for a week or so please?

Posted by: Bella Ozfemme on April 26, 2005 07:04 PM


I am experiencing severe babysitter envy. :-)

Posted by: notdonnareed on April 26, 2005 01:41 PM