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Beware the Sharks

February 17, 2005 | Category: On The Job



This is how I used to be sick (Sinus Infection, Fever, Lethargic):
Call in sick to work, pile up a few boxes of kleenex and a big trash basket, a huge jug of juice on ice, and roll the TV into the bedroom. Collapse for 24 hours. Shower, Change the sheets, Eat some soup. Repeat as needed.

This is how I spend Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday:
Propped up on pillows lying in bed with my WiFi laptop on a lapdesk and my cell plugged in with the headset attached (so I could still listen while on 'Mute' and blowing my nose). Halfheartedly working despite burning through "sick days" so I wouldn't feel guilty about the 2 hours naps I would drop into without notice.

And despite this, my leash-holder (LH) asked the executives ON TUESDAY MORNING to provide a new PM to take over some of my duties since my recent illness has made my contribution 'erratic'.

(With no diresepect meant, he hastened to say).


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Comments


Ugh...my heart goes out to you. Corporate hell... I don't miss it at all.

Posted by: Eyes for Lies on February 18, 2005 11:24 AM


Wish it was!

Posted by: Elizabeth on February 17, 2005 08:54 PM


ummm...isn't that illegal? I mean, you haven't exceeded your sick days, right?

Posted by: kalisah on February 17, 2005 08:17 PM