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Well, that sucked

November 14, 2004 | Category: In My Life



My birthday? Well, that sucked.

Picture CD asking me for present suggestions at 11AM on my birthday morning. No, he wasn't looking for GOOD suggestions (like a chunky sapphire and platinum ring or a vintage Jag) but BAD suggestions (like things he can get for under $10. At the grocery store. While picking up a gallon of milk with Bear in tow).

And when Bear whispered to him later that it was time to light candles on a cake and sing, CD looked at him blankly and said "no cake".

Those two words? Are EVIL.

Luckily? My girlfriends are the kind of women who came galloping in, like shimmering Valkyries in Hondas.

Off first for an outstanding manicure. We were laughing so hard in the spa's front window that an old man walking up the street in an old-fashioned camel hair coat and plaid hat stopped and looked in at us.

He waved. We waved back. He grinned. We grinned back. Before it got creepy, he took off. A few minutes later, he came back down the sidewalk. And older lady on his arm, her shopping in his other hand. He mimed an introduction, we smiled at them happily.

Then it was off for some fabulous authentic Itlalian food. With lots of cocktails. We twizzled our fingertips under the candlelight and said - look, how pretty our red nails look in this light.

It was a rotten day that improved with age. My girlfriends let me know that I am loved. They are the kind of women that will drive round-trip 6 hours and never let me feel the obligation for it.

The night finished with the new inane Bridget Jones movie. Because, well, Colin. And Hugh.

I slept in a comfy guest bed and in the morning there was homemade cafe mocha, with cinnamon sprinkles.

The best gift I got for my birthday this year? The friendship of my amazing girlfriends. Who are, in real life and in the blogisphere, some of the most amazing kick-ass strong beautiful women you could find.


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Comments


Happy belated birthday. I approve of your girlfriends, and if I'd known you then, I'd have been right there with them. You deserve it.

On my bday in August, there was nothing (he dashed out for a Safeway cake at the last moment when he decided the kids would be upset if dinner passed without one), but that was it. Nothing, not even a card, from the kids. Logan felt so bad that he dug up my mother's day card and gave that to me again.

Posted by: Mindy on November 18, 2004 06:29 PM


For my birthday (in Sept) I told Mike all I wanted in the whole wide world was a yellow cake with chocolate frosting homemade by HIM. (and I said it really cute-like too, you know with big doe eyes and a sweet little smile). The day of my birthday came, he came home went to bed as usual, slept way beyong his normal 8 hours and then rummaged through the pantry for cake mix. Like he thought I went out and bought my own birthday cake mix??
So when all he could find in the pantry was this gross orange dreamsicle cake mix my mom gave me, he baked that and called it good.
Feh.
That's what I say to lame husbands on our birthdays.
FEH.

Posted by: Michele on November 16, 2004 10:26 AM


I'm glad your girlfriends saved the day. Men can be really goofs! I know (think back to my 10 year anniversary a few weeks ago!).

I wish I had some good friends nearby!!

Posted by: Fredette on November 16, 2004 09:40 AM


I'm sorry you had a sucky birthday but Happy Birthday nontheless! :-)

Posted by: Chris on November 16, 2004 07:55 AM


happy day! Your girlfriends sound fab. You make me wish I was there.

Posted by: kalisah on November 15, 2004 07:50 PM


Happy Birthday! I am going to read your post to Hubby to try improve my chances for a good birthday of my own this week. What do you want to bet the hint will be too subtle?

Posted by: Tammy on November 15, 2004 06:32 PM


Happy belated birthday, Elizabeth. I'm glad your girlfriends came through for you. My hubby and I don't really do anything for each others' birthdays even though I secretly wish we did...ok, maybe I secretly wish he'd step up, but then he is really the worst gift giver ever. (Well meaning, but sucks at it.)
Ah well, happy happy 29th and a half. :-)

Posted by: Soccamom on November 15, 2004 05:49 PM


Happy Birthday! If it's any consolation, my hubby screws up sometimes, too. One year, for Mother's Day, he got me a Steam Buggy. I had to explain to him that cleaning implements do not count as gifts for any occasion. Also, I have to remind him every day for the week leading up to my birthday that I must have a cake, and not one of those crappy ice cream cakes they sell in the grocery store, either. Men! Ya totally gotta think for them.

Posted by: notdonnareed on November 15, 2004 05:23 PM


Thank goodness for girlfriends! Happy Belated!

Posted by: mare on November 15, 2004 04:47 PM


All the best to you, Elizabeth.

Your loyal reader,
GraceD

P.S. - Will you have a follow-up on how you dealt with CD? Was he busy, crazed, depressed, out of it? Will he be scolded, punished, cold-shouldered, forgiven?

Posted by: GraceD on November 15, 2004 04:33 PM


"Shimmering valkyries in Hondas"

That one's going in the keeper file.

Happy Birthday, Elizabeth! :-)

Posted by: Jim on November 15, 2004 03:03 PM


I'm not sure if I've signed your guestbook before, but I've been reading your blog for a short time and really enjoy it (I'm a working mom of 2 - oh, ya, a *married* working mom of 2). I just wanted to send you a belated happy birthday wish - glad you had fun w/your girlfriends!

Posted by: Monica C. on November 15, 2004 02:55 PM


Happy birthday, Elizabeth! Here's to manicures, cocktails and Colin & Hugh... all of which are made so much better by the presence (presents?) of great girlfriends!

Posted by: Kimberly on November 15, 2004 02:53 PM


Happy birthday to a sister scorpio! I am glad the friends came through!!! I love your blog btw!!!

Posted by: Serenity on November 15, 2004 02:43 PM


Kudos to your "kick-ass strong beautiful women" friends! Glad your birthday turned out nice!

Posted by: Grace on November 15, 2004 02:06 PM


I'm glad the day picked up for you. No cake? Really? That one is hard to understand. Not even a brownie?

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: RP on November 15, 2004 01:27 PM


I'd have made you a cake . . .

Happy Birthday. You're what, 28 now?

Posted by: Philip on November 15, 2004 11:50 AM


Aww, sister I'm glad your day perked up! Happy birthday!

Posted by: Coleen on November 15, 2004 11:08 AM


Are they single? Oh wait....I'm married.

Happy Birthday youngster!

Posted by: Genuine on November 15, 2004 10:39 AM