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The Bathroom Incident

October 07, 2004 | Category: Mother to the First Power



Tales from the Mommy-front ~

Bear (bending down and wiggling to look): Wow, Mommy! That's the most biggest poopy I EVER SAW!

Me (averting my eyes): Mmhmmm, hold steady now while I finish wiping.

Bear (excitedly): And it's GREEN! Mommy, my poopy is green goblin!

Me (glancing quickly as I throw in the TP): Well, honey, it's really mostly just brown...

Bear: No! It's green and it's FLOATY! My POOPY IS FLOATING! MOMMY! GET THE CAMERA!

Me: No... honey, now...

Bear: I think we need to take a picture! RIGHT NOW! OF MY POOPY!!

Me (reaching over and flushing): No, honey. No, now we're just going to wash...

Bear: MOMMY! You flushed my poopy! It was MY POOPY! I wanted to flush my poopy! I wanted to take a picture!

Me: OK, I'm -

Bear (throwing himself unconsolably on the bathroom floor and wailing): You FLUSHED MY POOPY! That was naughty!

Me: Next time you can flush -

Bear (sniffing): I miss my poopy. It was my favorite poopy ever.

Me: Well, poopies are waste, Bear. They are meant to go back into the ground and -

Bear: And it wasn't yours. It was mine. I flush my poopies, Mommy.

Me: Well, from now on -

Bear (sighing, last BIG sniffle, standing): It's OK, Mommy. Everyone makes mistakes. Now I have to wash my hands. You stand over there, OK? You just watch.


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Comments


I had to share this story with like 3 people. I thought it was hilarious!!! Can't wait to have kids, so I get entertainment like this.

Posted by: Jazzy on October 11, 2004 02:15 PM


Ha...poopy stories!

Posted by: Fredette on October 8, 2004 10:18 AM


He's too funny!

Posted by: AGK on October 8, 2004 08:31 AM


okay, that was hilarious. I am in love with your son!! What a character. (:

Posted by: Anna on October 7, 2004 11:40 PM


LOLOL. I love that kid. My son still isn't into potty training (He says, "No thanks!"), but that doesn't stop him from admiring his own poopies. Whenever I change one, he says "Good poopy?" And I say "That was a great poopy! (if you like horrible smells that make your eyes water...)"

Posted by: NotDonnaReed on October 7, 2004 09:53 PM


And someday he's going to grow up and discover you posted stories about his poop on the internet...and wonder why you didn't take the picture! ;)

Posted by: Cheryl on October 7, 2004 05:46 PM


So you get to still do the wonderful wiping business? I can relate to the fascination with poopy. I'm just glad my daughter is doing it in the toilet now!

Posted by: Grace on October 7, 2004 05:01 PM


That's priceless.

Posted by: Soccamom on October 7, 2004 04:49 PM


Love it!! Ha, ha, my daughter has not fallen in love with poop yet, but I don't put it passed her.

Posted by: Chica on October 7, 2004 04:39 PM