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October 05, 2004 | Category:



I try to keep my posts to what is originally mine. But some days are made for tattling. So inspired today by her Funkaliciousness, let's review what's been going on in the world of penises. Shall we?

1) This guy, he accidentally mistook his penis for a chicken and cut it off. And then the dog ate it. Really.

2) This guy, the courts said he can use his procreatively - despite being a deadbeat dad. Of 7 kids. By 5 women.

3) And did you know about this guy? Last winter he raped a 5-year-old and in a show of community spirit, the town got together and cut off his penis. And had Bingo. But that was later.


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Comments


Thanks for the linkage! (hug)

Posted by: Funkalicious on October 6, 2004 01:34 AM


I think I like the third story best.Ahh..justice.

Posted by: emily on October 5, 2004 10:16 PM


I think all rapists should have their "weapons" cut off. Then we wouldn't have to worry about repeat offenders.

Posted by: NotDonnaReed on October 5, 2004 07:05 PM


1. Ever hear of the Darwin Awards? This guy is a shoe-in.
2. Don't even get me started on allowing unfit parents to continue having more kids. What, we need to see if they can screw up even more innocent children?
3. Now that's justice! Good for them!

Posted by: Tammy on October 5, 2004 03:17 PM